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Hot Top Ten Reasons to help you leave earlier on a Friday Afternoon.

10. I’ve got the Dentist

An easy one, so long as they don’t phone the dentist, or tell you to reschedule it.

9. My Dog is going to the vet…

Make sure you do actually have a dog when using this excuse, and tell them you have to pay £20 to change the appointment if your work tells you to change it. It’s a win-win situation. You either get the afternoon off, or you scam your employer for £20!

8. My Wife is about to give birth!

Make sure you have a wife, and that she is not aged over 50. ‘Bur Mr Johnson, your wife is 55 and still having kids?’ , Also don’t use this more than once! ‘Mr Johnson, Your 55-year-old wife seems to be having a child every friday afternoon’

7. I’ve finished my work

You’ve done all you can do for the week. Anything you start now will have to be left over the weekend, so you might as well just leave early. In reality, you actually finished your work on Thursday morning, but spend Thursday and Friday tweaking it untill you finished at Friday Lunch time!

6. Fall down the stairs

Train as a stunt man for a few months, then fall down the stairs and tell the company you will no sue them if you get the red of the day off. It’s a sure winner!

5. I need to pick the kids up from school

Again, make sure you have a Partner or wife that you have kids with, or could have kids with.

4. My Wife has just been in a car crash and I need to go to the hospital.

Just make sure your wife isn’t picking you up from work. ‘Mr Johnson is this the wife that has just been in a car crash, or was that the other wife’. That could turn out with you in hospital. On second thoughts, don’t use this one… :/

3. I need to get to my world tour!

You have a secret music life in another country, and you don’t want anyone to know, but you have to leave early to get on the plane to the country so you can continue with your tour!

2. Party!

Offer your employer a ticket and he /she is bound to let you go because they can come too!!

1. I’ve worked 42 hours this week and I’m very tired!

Who knows, you might get the last 3 hours off…

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